Was that subheadline triggering to you? Are you appalled that this post might be me breaking one of the major tenets of being a surfer, the Fight Club-esque rule, that “You do not talk about secret spots!” ?
Are you seething at the idea that your favorite classified spot could be on my list and might soon be overrun with kooks? Looks like you’ll have to pay for a subscription to find out.
Or is it the opposite? Are you stoked at the idea that the video below could disclose the location of the mysterious hardware store where you can buy a key to Little Dume? Are you intrigued by the thought that I will reveal the secret password you need to access The Ranch? Again, only one way to know for sure…
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